Post by Klovin'11 on Jan 1, 2012 1:34:46 GMT -5
It was Stefan and Klaus's first New Year's to spend together. Klaus showed up in his shiny red car again dressed as a cowboy. He honks the horn, "Come on, my leopard skinned baby!"
Stefan came out of the mansion wearing a fur coat and little snow boots.
"Do you like what you see?" he said suggestively as he wiggled his shoulders around. Klaus grinned as he motioned for Stefan to get into the car. "Where to, love?" he asked as he rubbed his hand up and down Stefan's thigh. "Chucky Cheese!" Stefan exclaimed as he stomped his feet. "Settle down there, partner!" Klaus said with a southern accent, "We're a'goin'!"
Stefan ran into Chucky Cheese and groped poor Chucky. Klaus was maddened. It was supposed to be his day with Stefan! He ran over and ripped Chucky's head off (after posing for a picture, of course) and turned to Stefan.
Stefan was crying like he usually does in the presence of hot men.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!??!" Klaus screamed as he ripped Stefan's fur coat off.
"M-m-m-my COAT!!!!!!!" Stefan wailed. Klaus picked up a bucket of pizza sauce and slathered Stefan in it. "You deserve every bit of this, you Rochucky (Ronald and Chucky) LOVER!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he sprinkled Stefan with cheese.
Stefan turned around and started walking away. "Where do you think you're going?!" Klaus exclaimed as he grabbed a pizza and smushed it on Stefan's ass. Stefan turned around and they stared at each other intensely for minutes. "Get on the table. It's hammer time," Klaus demanded. Stefan obeyed.. he loved being Klaus's pizza of love.
Stefan came out of the mansion wearing a fur coat and little snow boots.
"Do you like what you see?" he said suggestively as he wiggled his shoulders around. Klaus grinned as he motioned for Stefan to get into the car. "Where to, love?" he asked as he rubbed his hand up and down Stefan's thigh. "Chucky Cheese!" Stefan exclaimed as he stomped his feet. "Settle down there, partner!" Klaus said with a southern accent, "We're a'goin'!"
Stefan ran into Chucky Cheese and groped poor Chucky. Klaus was maddened. It was supposed to be his day with Stefan! He ran over and ripped Chucky's head off (after posing for a picture, of course) and turned to Stefan.
Stefan was crying like he usually does in the presence of hot men.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!??!" Klaus screamed as he ripped Stefan's fur coat off.
"M-m-m-my COAT!!!!!!!" Stefan wailed. Klaus picked up a bucket of pizza sauce and slathered Stefan in it. "You deserve every bit of this, you Rochucky (Ronald and Chucky) LOVER!!!!!!!!" he yelled as he sprinkled Stefan with cheese.
Stefan turned around and started walking away. "Where do you think you're going?!" Klaus exclaimed as he grabbed a pizza and smushed it on Stefan's ass. Stefan turned around and they stared at each other intensely for minutes. "Get on the table. It's hammer time," Klaus demanded. Stefan obeyed.. he loved being Klaus's pizza of love.
"It's hammer time" 
