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Post by Doppelgänger on Jan 8, 2012 18:05:48 GMT -5
Because he always has a snappy comeback and we all love his Damonisms. What are some of your favorites?
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jan 8, 2012 18:06:26 GMT -5
My latest favorite from Episode 310:
Damon: I can't drink all this by myself. I mean, I can. But then someone is getting naked.
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jan 8, 2012 19:19:47 GMT -5
Damon: I happen to like the edge, Stefan. Your problem is your inability to resist falling over it.
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jan 10, 2012 4:18:15 GMT -5
Damon: Why feed on vampires? Don't tell me it's for the smooth aftertaste.
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Post by pixiestyx on Jan 12, 2012 0:05:49 GMT -5
Elena: He didn't tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan's not one to brag.
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Post by beangelic1000 on Feb 4, 2013 0:42:00 GMT -5
I GUESS THESE ARE AS GOOD A DAMON QUOTES AS YOUR GOING TO GET
"I bet you scored a negative 500 in that realm"
"See I don't mind being the bad guy because some one has to fill that role to get things done"
"You do things for no reason, you do things to be a dick"
"If you're going to be bad, be bad with a perpose, otherwise you're just not worth forgiving"
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Post by beangelic1000 on Mar 23, 2013 13:28:31 GMT -5
Season 4, Epi 17
"And that tone is exactly why I didn't pick up the phone the first twenty times you called" Damon to Stefan.
"Do you mind, I can't hear my prayer with your constant babbling" Damon to Lexi
"She had a Mother Theresa complex" Damon to Elena about Lexi
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Post by beangelic1000 on Mar 23, 2013 17:57:10 GMT -5
"in any other circumstance, this would've been a major turn on" Damon to Elena after she staked Caroline after their fight.
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Post by sandz2710 on Jun 2, 2013 13:36:11 GMT -5
Ep04x22 "Elena's only goal is to end Katherine's life. That isn't gonna magically go away with Pilates and a juice cleanse"
Ep04x10 Damon [to Jeremy]: "I'm updating our relationship status to: It's Complicated."
Ep04x05 "Is that where you've been all morning, out buying bossypants?"
Ep03x21 "How many dessicated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?!"
Ep03x17 "Own it. Live it. Love it. Stop being ashamed of who you are" ~ my fave Damon quote EVER <3
Ep03x16 "Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever"
Ep03x10 "Klaus: My sister has gone missing.
Damon: Cute. Blonde bombshell. Psycho. Shouldn't be too hard to find"
Ep03x03 "It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it"
Ep02x18 "You see, that's why I didn't tell you. Cause you would have never been able to do it. Don't get me wrong, Stefan. I don't mind being a bad guy. I'll make all the life and death desicions, while you're busy worrying about collateral damage. I'll even let her hate me for it. But at the end of the day, I'll be the one to keep her alive"
Ep02x15 "There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones"
Ep02x13 "It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Damon [to Stefan]: "Better watch your back. Because I might need to get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder."
Ep02x06 Katherine: "Where is Mason?"
Damon: "He's right beside me. Although, his heart's across the room"
Ep01x22 "It's Founder's Day. I'm here to eat cotton candy and steal your girl"
Ep01x21 "I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message"
Ep01x20 "You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them" ~ love this one too!
Ep01x04 "Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it"
Just a few things Damon's said that I like ;0)...x
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jun 9, 2013 16:15:42 GMT -5
We need more!
Damon: "Japanese lanterns are a symbol of letting go of the past. Well, here’s a news flash: We’re not Japanese."
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Post by sandz2710 on Jun 9, 2013 16:27:11 GMT -5
Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair...
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know Mom am I?!
Hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you!
No sudden moves. No tricks either. No Katherine-ing.
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Post by sandz2710 on Jun 9, 2013 17:07:47 GMT -5
"Some girls just can`t refuse my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift"
"We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
"Stefan,.. Let`s be serious, for a second. You spent the last century and a half being a poster child for prozac, and now you expect me to believe that this new you has nothing to do with human blood!"
“I tried to kill a werewolf and failed. Now I feel like I’m not living up to my best self"
"There`s no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones."
"It`s the eve of Klausageddon"
“Ahhh, makes me nostalgic for the time when Stefan was a bunny sniffing pacifist."
;0) sorry if I've repeated any from my last post (I'm on my phone & I can't see what I posted last time lol)...
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jun 9, 2013 18:39:25 GMT -5
“Here’s one. .. March 12, 1922. I’ve blacked out days, I wake up in strangers blood at places I don’t recognize with women I don’t remember.. I’M SHOCKED! Stefan’s not a virgin!?" – DAMON
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jun 28, 2013 23:10:18 GMT -5
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Post by Doppelgänger on Jul 2, 2013 15:32:42 GMT -5
Ah, Damon...  |
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i always avoid when its on hiatus here to avoid spoilers
Jun 10, 2016 15:46:17 GMT -5
i always avoid when its on hiatus here to avoid spoilers
Jun 10, 2016 15:46:17 GMT -5