I can't choose only one...
so... These are my favorite Damon quotes and moments.
Warning!: They are a looot and I mean it.
1.Stefan- What are you up to?
Damon- Thats for me to know and for you to, dot dot dot
2.*Damon shirtless in Carolines bedroom with her*
Damon- Don't do that!
*Caroline hits him but Damon ducks with a lamp and is about to hit him again*
Damon *whilst waving a finger* - Ah, ah, ah, ah!
*Caroline hits him with the lamp again but Damon ducks*
Damon- You know, this could have gone a completly different way
3. Some girls can resist my good looks, my style and my charm and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift
4.Your dead dude, get over it
5.ahh you almost got me, where is it?
6.Don't look at me with those judgy little eyes
7.*Damon and Vicky drunk*
Vicky- Hey why don't you have a girlfriend, your like totally cool and sooo hot
*Damon says drunkly*- I know
8.*Damon on the phone to Stefan because he needs his sunlight ring*
Damon- I'm getting really bored and really impatient and I don't do bored and impatient
9.Tyler- Screw you dude
Damon- Dude, really dude
Stefan- Damon don't
10.
Damon- Good morning to you, little miss I'm on a mission
Elena- How can you be so arrogant and glip after everything that you have done
Damon- And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glip
Elena- If you wanted me dead I would be dead
Damon- Yes you would
Elena- But I'm not
Damon- Yet
11.Logan- I can't get into my house because my foot won't go through the door
Damon- You have to be invited in
Logan- I live alone
Damon- Oh that sucks
12.Damon- Paybacks bits isn't it
Logan- How can you side with them
Damon- I don't side with anyone. You piss me off I want you dead
13.Elena- Pull over! I mean it Damon pull over!
Damon- Ugggh you were so much more fun when you were asleep
14.Elena- I found my birth mother
Damon- Who cares she left you, she sucks
15.Damon- Sorry I'm late; a dog ate my... never mind
16.Stefan- I liked you better when you hated everybody
Damon- Oh I still do, I just love that they love me
17.Stefan- I'm really sorry that it won't be of any help with your diabolical plan: the sequel. You know, I could help you.
Damon- You? Help me? Ah, I don't know; it seems a little . . . unnatural.
18.Damon- Mayor, Is that you?
Mayor Lockwood- What're you doing here?
Damon- I'm a vampire. What is your excuse?
19.Damon- I have a diabolical master plan
Lexi- What is it?
Damon- Well if I told you it would not be very diabolical now would it?
20.Vicki- Why did you do it?
Damon- I was bored
Vicki- You did this to me out of boredom!?
Damon- It's one of the many pitfalls of eternity
21.Katherine- Bad day?
Damon- Bad century
22.Tried to kill a werewolf... failed. I'm not living up to my best self
23.Elena- Stefan?
*Damon walks in shirtless*
Damon- better me!
24.*Elena and Damon walk in*
*Elena points a finger to Jeremy in the kitchen just in case he mentions anything about vampires then put it to her lips*
Damon- No Elena.. I will not..... go to your bedroom with you!
25.Elena- You look...
Damon- Dashing, gorgues.. irrrrrissiisstible
Elena- Wrecked
26.So this is where you spend your time when you are not stabbing people in the back
27.Witches. Judgy little things
28.Elena- Don't forget you helped me
Damon- I hate myself
29.Elena- How long is it going to take until he gets back to normal
Damon- A few days, give or take
Elena- Its been a few days
Damon- Give then, i don't know
30.Guess what, Everyone hates me
31.Stefans different, he wants the whole human experiance, he wants to feel every episode of how I met your mother
32.Stefan- Wherever you go people die
Damon- Thats a given
33.Damon- Well if theyre not vampires then what the hell are they
Stefan- Oh maybe theyre ninja turtles
Damon- Your not funny
34. We have a problem Stefan, and when I say problem I mean global crisis
35. Stefan smiles, alert the media
36.*Damon to Alaric*
Damon- But you can't deny, we were bad ass!
*Alaric punches Damon*
37. I say. Snatch. Eat. Erase
38.I'll adopt the Stefan diet. Only nothing with feathers.
39.Stefan- We'll talk when I get back
Damon- Alright. Give my regards to the squirells
40. Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today... I told him it was Joe... That lie will haunt me... Forever
41.Elena- This is kidnapping
Damon- Well thats a little melo-dramatic don't you think
*Damon rasises his eyebrows*
42.Damon- I think we should make a fresh start
Bonnie- You tried to kill me
Damon- But I didn't, shouldn't that count for anything!
43.Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Damon: Okay, it’s a kitten. It’s an adorable, exploding kitten!!
44.Damon to Jeremy: »I don’t do the big brother thing very well, so I don’t have any milk and cookies to offer you. »
45.What is this guy, Witchepedia?
46.Damon: I will not Go with you . You tried to kill me !
Alaric: Well, you did kill me !
47.Jeremy: What happened?
Damon: Long story. Buy the e-book
48.Elena:- why you don't let people see the good in you ?
Damon :- because when people see good, they expext good and i don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.
49.“No more Stefaning this situation.
50."Guilt. Don't know it, but I've heard it can be a royal bitch.."
51."I don't do good ,It is not in me."
52.I can't stand idea of you hating me forever.
53.I look at you and i see myself. A less dashing ,less intelligent version
54.I have been in love and its painful,pointless and overrated.
55.You do realize you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?
56.No sudden moves. No tricks, either. No Katherine-ing.
57.Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows
58.I get it. I care to much. How ironic is that?!?
59.Anyone else feeling a little used right now?
60.You want a partner in crime? Forget Stefan. I'm so much more fun
61.Caroline: Damon. Towel. Knock!
Damon: Caroline. No one cares. No!
62.“Damon: I wanted to apologize.
Elena: Good.
Damon: Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized, I’m not sorry.
Elena: You would rather die than be human, and you expect me to be okay with that?
Damon: I didn’t say you were supposed to be okay with it, I just said I’m not sorry. But you know what I really am? Selfish, because I make bad choices that hurt you. Yes, I would rather have died than be human. I’d rather die right now than spend a handful of years with you, only to lose you when I’m too old and sick and miserable and you’re still you. I’d rather die right now than spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was, because that’s who I am, Elena, and I’m not gonna change. And there’s no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons that I’m wrong for you.
Elena: Fine, then I’m not sorry either. I’m not sorry that I met you. I’m not sorry that knowing you has made me question everything, that in death you’re the one that made me feel most alive. You’ve been a terrible person, you’ve made all the wrong choices, and of all the choices that I’ve made this will prove to be the worst one. But I am not sorry that I’m in love with you. I love you, Damon. I love you.”
(Too big. I know!)
If you are still reading... thanks.
63.If you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose or else you're not worth forgiving.
64.I don't trust easily, so when I tell you I trust you, don't make me regret it.
65.I feel a little used, I thought we were having a moment. Now I`ll have to go to the party angry, who knows what I`ll do.
66.Why are you standing there. That`s a girl who clearly wants to be chased. You don`t do it I will.
67.May I come in? Oh wait, of course I can I`ve been invited.
68. Oh tip for later: Be carefull who you invite in.
69.If anyone is going to kill you it will be me.
70.Your life was pathetic. Your after-life doesn`t have to be
71.Rise and shine. You`ll be late for school.
72.I don`t Damon. I can`t trust you to be a nice guy. You kill everybody and you`re so mean. You`re so mean. You`re very hard to imitate
73. If you`re lying, I`ll end you.
74.You`re not the worst company in the world, Elena. You should give yourself more credit.
75. Are you really this stupid? I guess so.
76.Rise and shine, sleepy heads.
77. My father never approved anyone I dated. Which made me wanted them even more, of course.
78.Give me the book, Stefan. Or I`ll snap her neck and you and I have a vampire girlfriend.
79. Fool me once, shame on you.
80.If I had a good side, not a way to get on it
81.Stefan: I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair...
Damon: Are you drunk?
Stefan: I don't know Mom am I?!
82.Damon: You're choosing that woman over me?
Stefan: No, I'm choosing myself over everyone else.
83.Damon: Clarity over cleverness. That's what I always say.
Stefan: You've literally never said that before.
84.Stefan: Well, this looks promising.
Damon: Eh. I’ve seen worse.
85.Damon: You want me to say what we both already know? Fine. I’m selfish. I’m angry. I’m impatient. And yes, until I met Elena, I wasn’t interested in doing the right thing for anybody.
Stefan: Your brother included.
Damon: My brother included.
86.Rayna: You want me to go against my very nature because he’s your family?
Damon: Pretty much.
87.Lily: I was supposed to be dead.
Damon: And I was supposed to be your son.
88.Elena: I love you, Damon Salvatore.
Damon: I love you too.
89.Lily: Where've you been?
Damon: What are you, my mother?
90.Lily: Damon?
Damon: Hello, mother.
91.Stefan: Look, something happened between Caroline and me.
Damon: Oooh, finally.
92. That's it? We're gonna kill bad guys together and you're not even going to talk to me?
93.Damon: There are no drawbacks to this woman Stefan!
Alaric: Ehh, she did sleep with you.
Damon: See? Another plus.
94.I died, you started over. I need you to live your life and be happy. I love you Elena. And I have to let you go.
95.You are by far the greatest thing that ever happened to me in my 173 years on this earth.
96.Elena: Have a little respect for the dead?
Damon: I respect that he’s dead, how about that?
97.Damon: You once told me that calling me "Satan" was an insult to Satan.
98.Do I look like I know anything about tattoos? Look at my skin. It's flawless.
99.Life sucks. Get a helmet.
and......
100. YooHoo. Anybody home?Big bad vampire out here!
Well, that's it! I know they are a lot but... i can't help it.
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I'm just glad they didn't decide to kill Elena off so there is still hope for a reunion.
